New Year Poetry 2022

Happy New Year!
Yes, You’ve Reached Me,
I’m A Designated Driver Tonight
For Anyone Who Has Been Drinking
Please Clearly Tell Me Who You Are
And Where You Are.
Please Add A Number Where I Can Call You Back For Directions.
I Will Be There As Soon
As I Can To Pick You Up.
There May Be A Short Wait.
I Have Others To Take Home First.
Thank You For Calling.
Please Stay In A Safe Location.